Went to Paris and Epernay. It was awesome. Drank some champagne and red champagne wine. Ate some sausage, croissants, ice cream, chocolate, bread, cheese, falafel, yogurt, pureed veggies, and macaroons. They were delicious. Went to museums saw some sights. Walked around and took the metro. Awesome, and awesome. More later. Sorry I didn't send a postcard.